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“You’re going to watch me murder your children and there’s nothing you can do.”

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When I was 8, my dad blended Snowball to make a slush.

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She's so beautiful, a cute face and a great body!

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We’re always told that the asteroid killed the dinosaurs.

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[OCT2020] My doorbell rings and I see the Pumpkin King standing outside, I hear “Trick or Treat” so I say “Not today you pumpkin fuck” and I pull the trigger of my gun right at his head.

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[OCT2020] The Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat”

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Sam gifted his son a dog for his 5th birthday.

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I went to visit him in prison today, but he looked so tired and pale

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My mother didn't want me peeking in her drawers, she was always open about sex and sexuality and even as a young child she told me that those drawers contained sex toys, and when I was older I'd understand.

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How could they really stop me from reaching my goal, I'm way too slick!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“You’re going to watch me murder your children and there’s nothing you can do.”	3
When I was 8, my dad blended Snowball to make a slush.	3
She's so beautiful, a cute face and a great body!	3
We’re always told that the asteroid killed the dinosaurs.	3
[OCT2020] My doorbell rings and I see the Pumpkin King standing outside, I hear “Trick or Treat” so I say “Not today you pumpkin fuck” and I pull the trigger of my gun right at his head.	3
[OCT2020] The Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat”	3
Sam gifted his son a dog for his 5th birthday.	3
I went to visit him in prison today, but he looked so tired and pale	3
My mother didn't want me peeking in her drawers, she was always open about sex and sexuality and even as a young child she told me that those drawers contained sex toys, and when I was older I'd understand.	3
How could they really stop me from reaching my goal, I'm way too slick!	3